Morning Bitch-Back! Are Justin and Selena Faking It?

Beliebers are all wondering how Selena managed to whoo the pint sized pop star

By Ted Casablanca Sep 27, 2011 11:40 AMTags
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Dear Ted:
What's up with Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez? Are they really in love or do they just do it for the cameras? I've read lots of rumors and I don't see why Selena would be interested in a kid like Justin after all those guys she dated.
—3z

Dear See It to Belieb It:
Love? Maybe not. But their relaysh is the real deal. The paparazzi attention and gajillions of Twitter followers are just the cherry on top—and neither of the two really mind the attention. Like at all. So really, they're a perfect match, no?

Dear Ted:
Who is Olivia Wilde dating after all? Is she Portia Vajazzle?
—Lao

Dear Vice Vixen:
Olivia isn't this par-tick Vicer. She was a (not so shockingly) popular guess though, just not the right one this time. As for any romancing in her life, O may be linked up with every hunk in this town, but she isn't dating anyone. At least not seriously.

Dear Ted:
Will The Help have a sequel? I read the book first and just seen the film—loved Emma Stone and the entire cast—there seems so much content that was omitted from the film as if they were planning a sequel. Can you confirm?
—SM

Dear The Help 2: Help Harder:
Where, what? Emma Stone invents feminism? Or repeals "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" herself? Liked the flick and thought the acting was top notch, but I disagree that a sequel is necessary. This is Hollywood though and the movie made some serious moolah, so who knows.

Dear Ted:
What is the deal with Nikki Reed and her inability to find any acting gigs? Not even an endorsement. The three leads and even supporting cast members of the successful series have all been able to find acting roles post Twilight. Is Nikki liked in Hollywood? It's weird to me, Ted, that this woman is unable to find work four years and soon to be four movies later. Things that makes me go hmm.
—Just Curious

Dear Reed Between the Lines:
What are you talking about? Don't you remember that web parody thing she did? And her upcoming wedding will no doubt be another major crowd-pleaser.

Dear Ted:
You referenced Brad Pitt's Moneyball as having not been reviewed well. And blah blah blah Brad Pitt blah blah blah Jennifer Aniston. They got divorced. Obviously he wasn't happy and fulfilled. Ugh. Until the day he actually gives specifics (because for God's sake Jennifer's never going to say what she's really thinking) I just hope we can find a new triangle to salivate over. Please.
—Bridget

Dear Geometry Lesson:
Even if it was called a snoozer in reviews, Moneyball still did fine at the box office. But so did a movie about a dolphin without a tail, so take that for what it's worth. Brad still has big screen appeal, sure, but that's more than I can say for his personal life these days.

Dear Ted:
What about all the Twitter reports of Zac Efron hooking up with Paris Hilton at his house party last weekend? Is Zac really sinking that low?
—Gemma

Dear High School's Over:
I wouldn't be terribly surprised, but, that said, I think it's all just Twitter B.S.

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