You'd think a gaggle of rich Beverly Hills matrons could spend a few nights of drama-free quality time relaxing in a multimillion dollar Rocky Mountain retreat without some kind of crisis. But then, who would watch?
Which is why Taylor Armstrong is losing her marbles. Over a lost makeup bag, by the way.
You'd think she'd reserve this level of panic for, say, a lip botox job gone horribly wrong. Were such a thing to occur.