Jason LaVeris//FilmMagicAlyssa Milano has a baby and Tony Danza falls off a cliff? Not fair!
As great news circulated from one Who's the Boss star's corner, word on Twitter and Facebook was that Danza had met his untimely demise this morning by falling off a cliff in New Zealand.
Wait, why does that sound so familiar?
Danza—who, by the way, is alive and well and probably a little bemused—is one in a disturbingly long line of celebs to go plunging off a New Zealand cliff, according to the hoax-happy Global Associated Press!
The 60-year-old actor joins an illustrious group of the not-deceased that includes Jeff Goldbum, Brad Pitt, Adam Sandler, Hilary Duff, Dwayne Johnson and Taylor Lautner. Jackie Chan also keeps getting killed off for some reason.
For the record, all of those stars are still kickin'. Johnson almost literally after he got word that he was freakin' dead. (Apparently, if all of Hollywood jumped off a cliff, he would not.)
Charlie Sheen, too, has since been resuscitated after his warlockian antics put him down briefly on various social media sites.