As fans of The Amazing Race know all too well, Nick DeCarlo is not the most caring of boyfriends. In fact, as he proved to girlfriend and Race partner Vicki Casciola last night, he's the least caring of boyfriends.
Vicki (crying): "He keeps yelling at me. I can't do anything about it. He's never had asthma so he doesn't know what it feels like."
Nick: "Quit crying."
That's why this season's Amazing Race is a hit with the medical community. Not because of Vicki's asthma. But because proctologists everywhere are tuning in to see the world's biggest asshole.