Oh my god! They killed Kenny Justin Bieber!
Never ones to pull their punches (especially when it comes to celebrities), in last night's episode of South Park—the final installment of a four-parter—Cartman as "The Coon" took on his "most challenging and most evil opponent."
Hint: it wasn't Whole Foods.
Not following? Not important.
Just enjoy the crotch-grabbing cartoon extravaganza that is an animated Bieber—right up until he's plucked offstage and squished to death.
Not that that isn't also amusing, in its own way.