Caption Kim Kardashian's Hairy Situation

Reality star sports a bizarre fur sleeve to a basketball game in NYC. Write a clever caption about her

UPDATE:

Mbs Says: "I support the right to bear arms."

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Calling all couture cops—it's YOU Write 'Em Up time!

The Perp: Kim Kardashian, at the Miami Heat-New Jersey Nets game in Newark, N.J.

The reality star keeps it simple for a hoops game, sporting a black turtleneck, pants and thigh-high Louboutins—then punches up the monochromatic look with a bizarre fur sleeve. Huh?

We're not feeling this hairy arm candy. How about you? Write a clever caption below and we'll post our fave here and on our Facebook page.