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You asked for it, you're getting it! The Awful Truth is putting together a series of archive pages packed with every bit of dirt on our biggest, filthiest Blind Vice all-stars.

And who better to start with than Toothy Tile? (Especially since we'll have a new chapter for you in a few hours!) Here is his whole sad horny story:

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The Perp: Toothy Tile

Primary Vice: Closeted actor

Blind Bio: A-List actor, prevalent in the tabloids but not so much Hollywood clubs. Has been deep in the closet for quite sometime, but at one point was going to come out until his team of conniving lettuce-eaters convinced him it was a career kiss of death. Has been in a serious relationship with Grey Goose and the two have a kid together, Baby Tile. Will Toothy ever come out?

Starred In:

One Adorable Blind Vice
One Window-Fogged Blind Vice
One Multimedia Blind Vice
One Confused Blind Vice

Two Bad Boy Blind Vice's

One Forced Fagola Blind Vice

Two-To-The Limit Blind Vice

One Two-Tush Trying Blind Vice

One Kids'R' Us Blind Vice

One Special Edition Blind Vice

One Salled-Out Blind Vice

One Fruit-of-the-Doom Blind Vice

One Signed-Sex Blind Vice

One Gage Me With Cocaine Blind Vice

One Fabulous Fagola Run-In
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Straight Dude Buds Stand Up for Toothy Tile

Blind Vice: Toothy Tile Gets Fishy Again

And it ain't:

Adrian Grenier, Anderson Cooper, Brad Pitt, Carrot Top, Clay Aiken, Danny Bonaduce, David Hyde Pierce, Don Cheadle, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, George Clooney, Gerard Butler, Harrison Ford, Harry Hamlin, Homer Simpson, Isaiah Washington, Isaiah Washington, Jamie Foxx, Jeremy Piven, Joe Jonas, Joel McHale, John Krasinski, John Stamos, Josh Duhamel, Josh Lucas, Justin Timberlake, Kenny Chesney, Kevin Jonas, Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Matt Dillon, Matthew Broderick, Matthew Perry, Mike Myers, Neil Patrick Harris, Nick Jonas, Nikki Reed, Owen Wilson, Queen Latifah, Ricky Martin, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Reynolds, Shane West, Shemar Moore, Shia LaBeouf, Steven Weber, Tom Cruise, Topher Grace, Vince Vaughn, Wentworth Miller, Will Smith, Wilmer Valderrama