As any self-respecting Soup fan knows—as well as the ones drowning in an unrelenting juggernaut of self-loathing—Man, Woman, Wild's Myke Hawke not only can't spell, he also can't describe basic survival techniques without making them sound like a thinly veiled sex monologue.
Hey Myke, sometimes a pointed stick is just a pointed stick. Now why don't you just go grab your wife, duck behind those bushes and get all that pent-up frustration over with. And when you get back to civilization, try and find a good shrink.
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