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OK, maybe mom is a bit harsh, but Angelina Jolie—making a pit stop in Asia during her world press tour for Salt—definitely looks like Meg's hot older relative, at least. Ya know, the dearest auntie who loves sharing those totally TMI stories with you about her über-sexy heyday.
And before you bitch that we're being total bitches, our first thought when seeing Angie and her slit-up-to-there gown was that she still looked damn sexy. But then we got tipped off to a few things by some very observant E! employees (who shall remain nameless for their own safety, of course) and were forced to take a closer look: