Spoiler Chat: True Blood, Glee, The Vampire Diaries and More!

Get all the scoop you've been missing and certainly can't live without!

Surprise! You aren't gonna believe how much we're breaking the rules this week as we dish out our weekly roundup of scoop on your favorite TV shows, including Glee, True Blood, Supernatural, Smallville, Fringe, V, Castle, The Vampire Diaries, Dexter and more.

And that's because...

There is no new content.

Yes, you heard me. In true Michael Scott fashion, the surprise is...there is no surprise.

Can you believe the nerve?!

Instead, we are using this weekly Spoiler Chat to shamelessly beat you over the head with this very important message:

You must check out all of our 2010 Comic-Con coverage, even if you missed a teensy little morsel of it. You must, you must, you must! There's a crazy amount of good scoop and spoilers in it! And we worked really hard for you! And your friends will think you're lame if you if you don't know this stuff! And! And! And!

(Ahem. Sorry, I'll stop shouting now.)

Confession: My tireless team of TV-scoop-sleuthing ninjas and I are still recovering from the delirium of the Con, as we worked around the clock the past four days in San Diego, karate-kicking stormtroopers and Merlotte's waitresses out of the way, and covering nearly ever TV panel and press room—all to bring you back scoop. And because so much of it broke over the weekend, we fear you missed it.

So here are the stories we sincerely hope you'll check out now if you haven't yet:

• Watch Your Back, Neil Patrick Harris! Castle Is Coming for You
• Vampire Diaries Videos: Does Ian Somerhalder Have a Girlfriend? Hmmm...
• Meet Your New TV Obsession: The Event—and "Huggable" Jason Ritter
• Live from Comic-Con: Glee Tackles Britney Spears, a New Love Triangle and...a 3-D Movie?!
• Back in Black: Supernatural Season Six Scoop From Comic-Con
• Smallville Stars Promise Comic-Con (and Thousands of Fans!) a Fabulous Final Season
• Live From Comic-Con: Supernatural, Smallville, Glee & More!
• The Vampire Diaries: Will Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Smooch Again? We Ask 'Em!
• Comic-Con Video: Fan Favorites Joel McHale, Zachary Levi, Daniel Dae Kim and More!
• Fringe Brings the Funny (and a Few Awwws) to Comic-Con
• The Vampire Diaries at Comic-Con: What You Missed
• Chuck Gets a Famous New Mama, While Jeffster Goes Gaga for Comic-Con
• Comic-Con Video: Big Bang Stars Dish on Romance and Jim Parsons' Massive Ego
• Community's Comic-Con Adventures Include Rapping, Betty White—and a Mission to the Moon?!
• Comic-Con Scoop: V Returns with Red Skies and Mother Trouble
• The Big Bang Theory Rocks Comic-Con (Literally!) With Leonard, Penny and Sheldon Love Scoop
• Bones' Emily Deschanel, David Boreanaz and Hart Hanson Dish on the "New Girl"!
• Lost and Hawaii Five-O Scoop That'll Make You LOL (Seriously!)
• Live From Comic-Con: True Blood, Hawaii Five-O, Big Bang Theory, Bones and More!
• Bad Robot vs. Mutant Enemy: J.J. Abrams and Joss Whedon's Comic-Con Smackdown
• Comic-Con's True Blood Shockers: Bill and Sookie Are "Soul Mates"?! Alcide Is a Nudist?! Tara Is Happy?!
• Secrets from Dexter's New Season...and Some Other Showtime Faves, Too!
• Live from Comic-Con: Follow Our Tag-Team Tweets on Dexter, Weeds and More!

Now that you've read every last word (thank you!), please hit up the comments section with any follow-up questions you have, 'cause the Television Critics Press Tour starts tomorrow, and once again, we'll be stalking your favorite stars and producers around the clock.

I'll also be hosting/moderating a Glee event tomorrow night with the entire cast and I'm in dire need of some good questions...So help a sister out, willya? Does anyone, ahem, watch Glee?

Thanks so much to those of you who followed us during Comic-Con. And a very special thank you to the entire WWK Team—Megan Masters, Drusilla Moorhouse, Tierney Bricker and Jenna Mullins—who totally kicked the Con's ass and lived to tell about it.

Onwards!