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UPDATE:
Ha Says: "This is what would happen if Mad Max were an adult film."
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Calling all couture cops—it's YOU Write 'Em Up time!
The Perp: Kristin Cavallari, wearing 10 looks in one at the Salt premiere in Hollywood
Hell's bells, where to start? The superplunging neckline, too-tight mini hemline, and—the kicker—spiked shoulder pads. Really, K.Cav, not even land o' legs Blake Lively could pull this off!
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