The large, desperate folks on Dance Your Ass Off are willing to take on virtually any form of rhythmic movement in an effort to remove their hideous buttocks. Now they are about to enter the world of hip hop, a musical weight-loss force to be reckoned with.
Scary is not exaggerating. In true hip hop fashion, contestants will be divided into crews, consume large quantities of gin and juice, hit the pipe for some extra energy and drive late model Lincolns and Caddys around armed with glocks looking to engage in battle. If they can't dance their asses off, they'll at least be able to shoot them off.
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