Lisa Says: "Can you say Pac-Man?"
Calling all couture cops—it's YOU Write 'Em Up time!
The Perp: Poor, fashion-challenged Jessica Simpson, at the opening of the Greenbrier Resort in White Sulphur Springs, W. Va., in a nude geometric gown. Why, oh why, is this gorgeous, curvy babe almost always a disaster on the red carpet?!
Tell us what you think of J.Simp's getup. Write your most clever caption below and we'll post our fave here and on our Facebook page.