But…but…where's the room full of feathers? The diamante-studded toilet? The foyer that should be giving Liberace a run for his money?
Sadly, nowhere to be seen. Not that Lady Gaga's $16 million super swanky Bel Air rental isn't without its unique selling points.
Here's what $25,000-a-month gets you (and trust us, the little monster in you is about to turn green):
• 6,143 square feet
• Hillside property in canyons boasts high walls and gates
• Property situated at the end of a cul-de-sac
• 6 bedrooms, 8 bathrooms
• Double height entryway with marble floors and curving staircase
• Two-story living room with French doors, stone carved mantelpiece and fireplace
• Carved stone statues dot grounds
• Glass-walled sitting room with French doors throughout
• Hardwood floors and chandeliers throughout
• State of the art fitness room
• Private, expansive manicured gardens
• Walk-in closet off master bedroom
• Marble bathtub and shower in spacious master bath
• Oak-walled office/library with fireplace opens onto pool terrace
• Gourmet kitchen with separate breakfast area and an adjacent covered outdoor eating area
• Resort-style swimming pool and spa with separate infinity edge pool
• Famous neighbor: Nick Lachey, who's currently chillaxing in Heidi Klum's old pad (uh, there goes the neighborhood?)
We warned you: if you didn't feel like giving Gaga the old one-fingered salute before, you certainly do now, right?