In a week spent wondering where to buy a wedding gift with a 90-day return policy for the blessed Odom/Kardashian nuptials, somehow these worthy Soup nuggets still squeaked through.
• The vying to make My Antonio theirs reduces desperate women to tears, liquor and sandwich fixings.
• Tyra does not think like a fat person. The weighty truth revealed!
• What can we learn from Real Chance of Love 2? That animals are awesome. The singing of skanks, not so much.