In a week spent wondering where to buy a wedding gift with a 90-day return policy for the blessed Odom/Kardashian nuptials, somehow these worthy Soup nuggets still squeaked through.

• Sister Kim weighs in on some dating advice for Khloe Kardashian. Luckily, she won't be needing it. Or will she?

• The vying to make My Antonio theirs reduces desperate women to tears, liquor and sandwich fixings.

Joel McHale redefines french onion soup preparation. Your move, Ramsay.

Tyra does not think like a fat person. The weighty truth revealed!

• What can we learn from Real Chance of Love 2? That animals are awesome. The singing of skanks, not so much.