• First the Tony Romo breakup, then the evil coyote dognapping Daisy, and now Jessica Simpson has to sleep with a mosquito net in Africa. "WTF?!? Do I really have to sleep like this?" she tweeted. But you know, despite Jessica's big sad face there, it's actually Ashlee we're more worried about.
• Oh good—another magazine cover featuring Megan Fox. This time it's Nylon, where Megs at least admits she is overexposed: "I think that I'm really overexposed...I don't want to be in magazines every week and on the Internet everyday. I don’t want to have people get completely sick of me before I’ve ever even done something legitimate." Too late!
• Somebody gave Lindsay Lohan a job! Well, actually, they gave Nicole Scherzinger a job but she backed out and then they gave Lindsay the job. She's hosting concerts for the Singapore Grand Prix. "I like to drive. I like cars. I like fast cars," LiLo said.
Hey Janet Jackson, those are some pretty distinct cheekbones you're rocking in our Big Pic gallery.