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Eva Longoria Parker

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Ah! Looks like being in Paris for the Par Coeur Gala inspired Eva Longoria Parker to dress like a glamorous TV star. But there is such a fine line between looking like a fashion-forward actress and an attention-starved beauty-pageant stage mom.

Eva might not know where that line is, so let's start here: Would your mother look sexy in a grape satin scrunch and a bejeweled belt wrapped around her waist?

Yes? Great, then don't wear that.

There are so many ways to project youth and class—without looking gaudy—and we know you know, and we've seen you do it!

So also remember, hiking your cleavage up to your chest isn't youthful, it's old hat. Sorry Evs, just being real! (That's what the kids say—truth bomb!)



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