Gee, it seems like just yesterday that innocent young Khloe Kardashian was a swinging Miami single. Now she's set to walk down the aisle with incredibly rich Laker Lamar Odom.

Luckily, E! still has an entire show in the can based on her being single, allowing us to get an inside look at the Kardashian seduction technique.

After affronting potential main squeeze Omarion, Khloé turns to font of wisdom Kim for advice on luring the rapper back.

Advice that includes "fried chicken in a g-string and a bra. And high heels."

For so many reasons, it's a major tragedy that they didn't make a sex tape.