The competition for the privilege of becoming the possessive adjective in My Antonio is fierce, indeed. In fact, it's driving some of the ladies vying for the title to shocking extremes.
Witness former Hef main squeeze Christi, whose reaction to the tension includes drinking, lying about it, ripping off her tube top and threatening Julann with physical violence.
Julann, meanwhile, turns to making a turkey sandwich.
This Antonio must really be something special.