It's been one heck of a tense, trying Soup week. Somehow, we managed to locate a handful of stories that didn't start with the words "Kanye West."
• There's something about the way this Bridezilla's aging southern daddy owns and operates the term "bitch" that is utterly breathtaking. OG indeed.
• Some people use their eyes for seeing. Tyra, however, uses hers for smiling! Isn't that neat?