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Brad Pitt

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Aw, remember dreamboat Brad Pitt? Of course you do; that's the biggest reason he reached worldwide super-movie-star status.

Recently, it has come to our attention that Mr. Pitt has been hiding his intrinsic dreamboatness.

Duh, you must be thinking, that already happened when Inglourious Basterds forced him to sport that wimpy mustache. That's partially true.

But, see, the current situation has reached a point where we need to step in. Maybe he won't listen to us and that's fine. It's his decision, but at least we tried.

And you should help us! First please review the evidence of said offense:

Brad Pitt

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See, that is one gnarly-looking goatee, and it is completely in his reach to fix it. It's not like it's for a movie or anything, which must mean he actually thinks it looks good.

If you would like to join us in our quest to restore Brad Pitt back to his natural dreaminess, please sign below.


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