Now that Joel McHale is taking control of the entertainment world as we know it—dominating film, the E! network, and even real television—he gets the perks that come with such grand success.

Like having Willard Scott mumble incoherently at him about Smuckers jam while Al Roker whispers in his ear.

Can it possibly get any better?

For Joel, no. But for you, hell yes, when a new Soup comes your way tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT.