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Since no one appreciated Miley Cyrus' Teen Choice Awards pole dance, she decided to play it cool at VH1's Divas Live and just wear a backless Dsquared2 gown pulled up to her navel.
Oh, and fishnets to demonstrate what a grown-up lady she's becoming.
You know Miley, she's all about subtle.
However, in the "most inappropriately dressed" competition all young Hollywood girls seem to be participating in, Miley is far from the biggest offender.
Remember just last week?
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Fellow 16-year-old (and serious attitude-giver) Taylor Momsen is actually in the lead. Garter belts always trump fishnets, duh.
We'd thank everyone for playing, but no one should be participating in this competition.
Review all of Miley's fashion blunders and successes in our Fashion Spotlight: Miley Cyrus gallery.