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Blind Vice, Awful Truth


There's a pretty successful media dude who's become awfully adept at peddling the more gossipy side o' life via his electronic media kingdom. His name is Whore-Hey Hoeman. Considering Mr. Hoeman's arguably impressive background, many folks have been rather surprised by the guy's career path. But, does Whore-Hey care in the least? Nope, not at all. Especially with all the bucks he's currently making, not to mention the great ass he's getting on the side!

So, what's the prob? Well, someone who's not exactly a fan of Hoeman caught him at a private resort...

...being all sorts of cozy with the secret luscious boyfriend, out in public.

The fellow resort-goer was not impressed, as she has many, many friends who are, at times, razzed, ridiculed, fried and cut up to pieces by Whore-Hey's increasingly cutting media mouth. And she knew perfectly well that the nearly naked beef beside Whore-Hey's side was one he planned on keeping (firmly) on the down low, with a sweaty grip.

So she made her approach. She scooted over. She feigned mutual-friend hellos, that sort of silly social thing.

Whore-Hey was cool, but, polite. Then she went for it: "How would you like it if I took your picture right now with your boyfriend and sold it someplace and, just put this out for all the world to see?!" she seethed, half-jokingly, but, really not.

Hoeman immediately clammed up, iced the woman and glared right past her. His point was clear: he would most definitely not like it, and she was therefore promptly dismissed. Our brave babe asked again, to no avail, before marching off, equally chilly-like, but no pic taken.

But, get this: The ticked-off rich bitch is plotting her plan. She still considers it a good idea to get Hoeman photographed (or written about) in any way he would consider unflattering, whenever she gets another chance.

She be on a mission, this vengeful broad.

So, beware, Whore-Hey.

It Ain't: AJ Hammer, Mario Lopez, Matt Drudge