While our hearts are still breaking over poor Jessica Simpson's coyote-swiped Daisy, we've got even more pooches to pray for. Jon Gosselin is blaming Kate (who else?) for having to get rid of his dogs.
The d-bag's sending the family's two German Shepherds, Shoka and Nala, back to the breeder because he claims his soon-to-be ex-wifey doesn't want them around in their Pennsylvania home when Jon isn't around. He tells E! News, "It's not fair to the dogs to not be wanted in their own home," he said.
Is he talking about the German Shepherds, or himself?
Of course, Jon doesn't mention that Shoka and Nala were always considered his dogs, which means he's responsible for them, not Kate. And it was Jon who decided to pack up and live in a New York City apartment—one that doesn't allow pets.
We truly don't know what pisses us off more, Jon's disgusting animal abuse (because it is abuse to throw your animal companions away like they aren't real members of your family), or Kevin Connolly standing up for Jeremy Piven in the wake of Sushigate.
KC says his comedy co-star does have a sense of humor despite Jer attempting to shut down a play poking fun of The Piv. We'd love it if somebody wrote an Awful Truth-inspired one act, cause we actually know how to laugh at ourselves, unlike Jer. Is Piven so desperate to be taken seriously once more, he's got his fellow actors coming out of the woodwork trying to stick up for him? Sorry, Kev, you're not convincing enough.
So which SOB is worse, folks? One who defends an outrageous spinner or one who abandons his defenseless dogs? I know which one I'd choose.