Leave it to the incisive interviewing View braintrust on the comfy, brand new banana couch to squeeze intimate, Soupy details from savvy, multimedia powerhouse Joel McHale.

The man reveals his fear of Bret Michaels' skank army retaliation and delves deep into Barbara Walters' willy-nilly use of penis. Or at least the word.

More Joel can be found in the NBC show Community, bowing tonight, and in the big screen feature The Informant, where he butts heads with one Matt Damon. And yes, right here at home on The Soup, Friday night at 10 p.m. ET/PT.