Quick—get Ripley on the phone!

If you think the legendary Lincoln/Kennedy similarities are astounding, prepare for the downright spooky Madonna/Jacko comparisons, as revealed by the sensitive songbird herself at the MTV VMA Awards.

Yes, once again Maddy utilizes her uncanny ability to make it all about her, even when she's honoring a dead person. 

Check it out: they were both born in August, 1958! They both grew up in the Midwest! They both have eight brothers and sisters!

And they both look like gaunt white women! Apparently she forgot that one.