Thankfully, there's more to recommend the film than that.
Besides Brown, Takers features a dazzling array of hard-working, if not totally A-list, actors we like: Matt Dillon, Paul Walker, Zoe Saldana, Hayden Christensen, Michael Ealy, T.I. and Idris Elba, who's been great in The Wire, The Office and even Obsessed.
Happily, the film ditched its earlier, porn-sounding title, Bone Deep, which makes it easier to see that it has what we like in a movie: precision heists, double-crosses, explosions and lots of guys jumping through stuff while discharging firearms.
We're in. How about you?