Let's take a second to relive perhaps the best detergent-cum-masturbation insinuation gag ever on Celebrity Apprentice, created by no less a self-starter than Clint Black.

Spoiler alert: It involves mentions of doing a small load by hand.

Oh, that Clint.

Don't forget, kids, there's plenty more shock and a great deal of ewww where this came from on your big Soup special tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT.