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Sorry, Penélope Cruz, we have to talk about your uterus.
So rumors have been going around for a while now that the Spanish star is pregnant with Javier Bardem's child.
It hasn't helped her case that she's been lying low this summer and wearing normal clothes (gasp!).
No official confirmation or denial has been issued. Otherwise, we wouldn't be here speculating about some dress she wore last night to the Toronto International Film Festival premiere of her new film Broken Embraces...
That's the dress to the left, there. It's cute but apparently too baggy with all its weird draping, which automatically equals pregnant.
Other than that, we know she was photographed smoking the previous day, gets (understandably) angry when asked about her uterus situation on the red carpet, and some anonymous sources swear she is not with child.
All right, now we can all get on with our day.
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