• Tyra has always said there are 275 different smiles every model should master, and she gave us a lesson in "the hateful smile" on Nightline. Anchor Cynthia McFadden asked Tyra why ousted ANTM judges Janice Dickinson and Paulina Porizkova hate her so much. Tyra wouldn't answer—instead she smiled with her mouth and murdered with her eyes.
• Ah, so that's what Ellen Page looks like with makeup and her hair blown out.
• Skilled arm actor Ashlee Simpson-Wentz doesn't do her sister any favors by telling Redbook this about Jess: "She's always saying, 'Oh, I want a baby!' " Baby crazy is not another label Jessica needs.
• Today just isn't Lindsay Lohan's day. First the crazy Twitter rant and now a video of her stolen voicemail.
• So the Kardashian sisters aren't at war. The Star cover lied. Imagine that! But it did provide a good opportunity to blog about the nonwar and end up all over the place.
• Ashely Olsen was seen out crying in L.A. and Mary-Kate chain-smoking and throwing back shots in NYC. That's your Olsen twin report. You're welcome?
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