"I'm an adult now," she reasons, "and I don't need all the petty drama and drinking and fighting. I've done that, and I'm ready to move on."
Yeah, now that they've brought Kristin Cavallari to play "the bitch" and cause whatever drama the producers ask for, it's definitely time to get out of there. Audrina doesn't need that, she needs something that's more, like, real. And that's just what her very own Mark Burnett-produced show is going to be:
"It's a behind-the-scenes look at my life in L.A.—the movies and shoots and parties. It's not as glamorous as it appears, plus it'll actually feature people I know. It's, like, real."
People she knows does not include Lauren Conrad. "I barely talk to Lauren," she says. "We'll text every now and then, but that's about it."
So that's Audrina Patridge, everyone. Next we can find her in Sorority Row...where she'll also be wearing very little clothing.
Bonus Audrina Day! If you actually want to chat with her, come back to E! Online tonight at 5 p.m. PT for a Sorority Row Twitter Chat with Audrina, Rumer Willis and Leah Pipes.