In between all the usual witty banter and tanned, teased Kardashian T&A, Kourtney & Khloé Take Miami saves space for the hard-hitting issues.  

In this case, gay marriage, wherein cutting-edge talk-radio talent Khloé hosts perhaps the least impressive anti-gay marriage authority ever.

After blowing the lid off of the "why are there no gay cavemen?" controversy, he tackles the "setback" of same-sex unions.  

Most convincing of all is the guy himself, who may be the best argument against cousins marrying.