Whatever it is that draws reality show dimwits to one another, regardless of gender, and induces them to engage in all manner of dirty business is in the air.

Or maybe it's just having a camera on them.

Anyway, the crack scene-picking team here at The Soup has compiled the best of the nasty stuff; here's some searing bi-curious action from The Real World: Cancun.

Hint: If you become too aroused, click here.

And tune in tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT for the whole sordid mess!