He is a handsome man, this Antonio Sabato Jr. The women, they simply cannot control themselves at even the mere mention of this ripe vision of maleness.

Here, we offer a translation from a foriegn newscast where Antonio's erotic power is displayed, though the plain language of spicy Sabato passion is universal. Kind of like McHale.

Now go get some smelling salts and hit the TV for a new Soup at 10 p.m. ET/PT.