As we all know, the only thing more tedious than watching Big Brother is being on it. Apart from rare occassions such as this, where a housefly reduces Natalie to a hysterical, wailing ninny. In a bikini. 

And then there's buff Jessie and his pants from the David Lee Roth collection.

Interested? Of course you are! We'll see you tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT for an all-new Soup.