Another season of Tool Academy is upon us, along with it another batch of macho, pierced and tatted losers with one last shot at personal redemption.

Which consists of a reality show. 

Meet Stew. He doesn't work, he lives off of GF Amanda and has stopped having sex with her. But the mohawked no-getter does have something going for him.

Stew's trying to join the military. Where he can fight for Amanda's boob job.