Jacob Andrzejczak/Getty ImagesThere are so many myths about tinfoil. You can wrap it around your head to keep Big Brother-sponsored radio transmissions out. If you chew on tinfoil, it will give you lockjaw. And perhaps the most dangerous myth that celebutante Paris Hilton recently fell victim to: You can wear tinfoil on the red carpet.
This is like some terrifying mashup of a Medieval Times costume, a poodle and a leftover dinner. We thought you we're getting better at this whole dressing yourself thing, Paris. But clearly, you are not ready to wear people clothes and instead have sheathed yourself in aluminum-based cookware. Stop messing around!
Go back to your room and stay out of the kitchen cupboards!
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