If you think the name Kardashian is synonymous with wealth, passion and hour glass figures, consider poor, newly-single Kourtney (at least in the passion part). 

Now the man-challenged Miamian is forced to dine with Roberto, the winner of a dating contest devised by Khloe, who judged potential suitors on the key factors of abs and penis.

Which he may have in spades, but conversational skills, not so much.

Or could it be that there's a camera two feet away?