It's an end-of-summer Saturday, and that means cartwheels in the park and neck bones in the kettle. And time to take a look at what happened in Soup land last week.
• Top-heavy Bridezilla Melissa B. demands her future hubby trade in his boys club for her treasure chest. Ickier than it sounds.
• It took a stagefull of gyrating, lingerie-clad women, but it finally happened: The Hoff came out of his shell.
• Even murder takes a backseat to bitchery among the desperate ladies on Real Chance of Love 2.