What would reality television be without fat people?

Savvy networks have stocked the airwaves with tub-of-lard-based programming, and now fans of hefty types have an even weightier buffet to choose from.

Fat Kitchen, Project Obesity, The Fatchelorette and the highly anticipated Get Off Your Fat Ass and Dance Your Fat Ass Off You Fat Ass offer all the mouthwatering chubby action you so crave!

And get your appetite ready for more Soup tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT.