Reality TV is pushed to the limits among the demure sweeties on Real Chance of Love as murder comes in to play. Or does it? 

Seems Blonde Baller's sort-of BF was shot. But if she goes to the funeral—all the way in Michigan!—she'll miss out on a potential brotherly hook up.

And then there's Junk—she of the enormo-booty—whose compassion is outweighed only by her cold suspicion. Oh, it's a tangled web…