Perhaps the grandest piece of work on this season's The Bachelorette was Tanner P., whose rabid craving for shrimpjobs (that's toe sucking, BTW, for those with standard-issue sexual habits) drove him to shameful, endlessly entertaining on-camera admissions.

In fact, his unbridled erotic outbursts have earned him a place in tonight's Soup special countdown. Relive the warmth at 10 p.m. ET/PT, as you fondle mommy's flippers.