They're young, adorable, talented and—beneath those sparkling gowns and cheerleader outfits—these pre-teen gals are packing a wee surprise.

Welcome to Transvestite Toddlers & Tiaras, where pageant-happy parents of kiddies with a difference can trot out their special spawn to berate and shame them in public.

Just like the parents on the non-cross dressing version.

Tune in for more high weirdness on a fresh Soup tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT.