It's very small, tidy and reeks of Paco Rabanne. No, it's not Ryan Seacrest, it's your very own Condensed Soup. Here goes...

On to the world of Real Chance of Love—which offers anything but—and an excellent opportunity to observe sexy Aloha bidding adieu to her composure. Gee, these women really take this seriously.

Did someone mention European junk grooming?

Yes, it was a guy on Speeders, whose life plans include becoming a buff, well-shaved nurse overseas. Which sounds a lot more fun than watching Wendy Williams, unless she's completely embarrassing herself. Hey, guess what? She is!

And there's plenty more where this came from on a spanking new Soup, tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT.


Need more of the reality stars of Summer 2009? Yes. You do. Which is why we put then in a gallery for you.

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