What Megan wants or doesn't want is all quite moot at this point, now that Ryan Jenkins—one of her rejected "millionaires"—has been charged with the murder of his ex-wife, model Jasmine Fiore.

In fact, VH1 has postponed any upcoming airings of MWAM.

So take one last look at Megan and her finicky ways. Too bad she doesn't appreciate this seven-figure stud from Arkansas. Like all the best stuff from the Natural State—WalMart, Bill Clinton and ahem, rice—he's affordable, affectionate and the perfect accompaniment to any meal.