Diane Kruger

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Bravo, Diane Kruger! We admire your risky forays into fashion! This Bat Mitzvah party dress-meets-Bulgarian figure skater ensemble for a The Late Show With David Letterman appearance is a testament to your bravery.

So few starlets are willing to tie a string of old-lady pearls around their waist, strap tinfoil pads to their shoulders, shroud their best assets in black doily lace and strut effortlessly to promote a Nazi movie on the late-night circuit.

Somehow, your zany mashup works!

A small suggestion: Loosen the bodice, babe. Your waify figure is being done no favors by suction grip of your top hem. Thanks for keeping the fashion trenches fabulous, Di!

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