Sure, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra topped the box office last weekend, but think how much bigger the ticket tally would have been if it featured the likes of Billy Crudup, Julianne Moore, Alexis Bledel, Zach Galifianakis and Olivia Wilde instead.
Well, that's just who you get here...
This far superior music video reveals what really goes on behind closed doors over at both G.I. Joe headquarters and the Cobra Terror Drome.
'Cause, you know, after a long, hard day of kickin' ass and taking names, sometimes you just want to sit back, relax and catch up on The Wonder Years.
Speaking of The Wonder Years, let's fondly look back on how we got by with a little help from our Favorite Fallen Friends.