If you're anything like us, you've spent your week sifting through acres of scarves, blouses, mesh under things and elephant bells, trying to come up with the perfect outfit to wear while watching the Teen Choice Awards. At home, alone, in the dark. So here's the Soup news you missed.
• Tiger Woods made a big stink on the 18th hole at the Buick Open.
• Kendra really enjoys a face full of her friend's superior posterior.
• Brooke Hogan is shocked by the link between body temperature and urine temprature.
• Michael Jackson has weird fans. This one makes watching a lawyer read a statement fun.
• Megan Wants a Millionaire provides a great chance to mock an aging, unattractive, heartbroken Lady Gaga fan. Fun!