On the never-ending saga of The Bold and the Beautiful, Ridge and Taylor are getting married. (In case you aren't a regular viewer, that's a man and a woman).

The thing is, Brooke, Ridge's ex, doesn't want that to happen. We don't want to spoil anything, but the ceremony involves a horse. Too bad Nigel Lythgoe wasn't around.

We can't guarantee any bestiality, but feel free to make barnyard sounds tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT as you watch your fresh Soup.